The ledger · Robinhood · $PIPER
The council wrote the bargain in a book and then pretended the book did not exist. Ours is on this page. One billion tokens, one allocation, zero tax — and a plain list of every way this can still cost you money.
Guilders, counted
Distribution
All of it in the pipe. One hundred percent of the supply is paired into liquidity and locked. No presale, no private round, no team bag.
| Allocation | Tokens | Share | Terms |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Pipe | 1,000,000,000 | 100.00% | Liquidity. Paired into the pool at launch and locked; no withdrawal key exists. |
| Total | 1,000,000,000 | 100.00% | Buy tax 0% · Sell tax 0% |
One hundred percent
The entire billion goes into the pool at launch, paired with liquidity on Robinhood Chain. The LP tokens — the receipt that says this pool is mine — are sent to a dead address and locked. Nobody holds that key. Nobody ever will. The pool stays. The claim on it does not.
It removes one specific betrayal from the menu: the deployer cannot walk to the pool and take the liquidity out from under you.
A great deal. Read this half twice — it is the half nobody puts on a banner.
A locked pool and a renounced mint are two locks on a door. They do not make the room safe. They make it a room with two locks.
Check it yourself
Every line above becomes provable the moment the mint exists. Until then it is a promise, and a promise is worth exactly what the promiser is worth. Verify on launch day. Verify from this domain. Never from a direct message.
Zero percent
No team allocation. No vesting schedule. No treasury multisig, no "marketing wallet," no bag held back for the people who deployed the contract. One hundred percent of the supply goes into the pool at launch, and the pool is locked.
That means we hold exactly what you can hold: whatever we buy on the open market, at the same price, from the same pool, with no head start. If the tune plays, we win with you. If it stops, we lose with you. There is no separate door marked team.
Hamelin's council thought the clever move was to keep the guilders. It was not. The cleanest structure a memecoin can have is the one with nothing set aside to argue about later — so that is the one we chose.
Hold us to this
"100% LP" is a claim, not a guarantee. Here is the list we would use to judge somebody else who made it. Use it on us.
Judge us against that list. If we ever fail it, say so loudly, in public, and do not be polite about it.
And understand what none of it can do. A locked pool and a renounced mint will not save you from the thing that actually kills memecoins, which is that one morning everybody stops listening.
The part nobody screenshots
Not the exotic ways. The ordinary ones. These are the ways it happens to almost everybody, almost every time.
You buy the top. The chart only looks obvious afterwards. Nobody who bought the top thought they were buying the top.
Nobody buys after you. A memecoin's price is the sum of other people's attention, and attention leaves the room without saying goodbye.
Depth is not price. The number on the screen is what one token costs. Selling a large bag into a thin pool gets you considerably less than that number, and you find this out at the worst moment.
An early buyer dumps. Everything is in the pool and no holder is locked, so whoever buys biggest in the first minutes can sell biggest in the next. 100% LP protects the pool, not the price.
You get phished. A fake contract address. A fake moderator. A fake airdrop, a fake support ticket, a helpful stranger with a link. This costs holders more money than bad charts ever have.
The team stops. Nothing on this page is an employment contract. Nobody here owes you a roadmap, a listing, or a second act.
You lose your keys. No support desk. No password reset. No council to petition. The chain does not care who you are.
The tale ends the way the tale ends. Everyone who followed the music walked into Koppelberg Hill and the door shut behind them. One boy was too slow to keep up. He is the only one who lived to describe the tune — and by every account he spent the rest of his life wishing he had been faster.
$PIPER is a memecoin with no intrinsic value.
Nothing on this page is financial advice, an offer, or a solicitation. The numbers describe an intended distribution before deployment; they are not a guarantee of outcome, price, or liquidity. Bring only what you can watch go to zero without changing your life.
The bargain, restated
You have read the ledger. Now read the tale it comes from, and decide honestly which one of them you are: the rat, the councilman, or the boy who arrived too late.